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birtiledge
14 February 2010 @ 10:10 pm
I am re-posting some poems I found way back in my archives.

jo i shall use joanna, for more letters

J, Jerky, beef jerky, you kept it in your dressing gown
O, ovulation, we are syncronised (actually I don't think that is true)
A, arsenic, I did not put it in your tea
N, the neon sign outside our window
N, never tell...
A, ahhh, my jo, they cannot know


S, the saltanas you kept in your ears and up your nose
T, your taut proud buttocks
E, elephants never forget
P, your hands inside my petticoat
H, Hamburger, to me you shall always be, Stephanie Hamburger

S, somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in febuary
A, articulate beyond compare, you dressed possums in your underwear
M, madam bovary is a boring book
I, intensely boring book
R, ridiculously boring book
A, amidala, as in queen amidala played by natalie portman who is hot like you samira
 
 
birtiledge
29 January 2010 @ 10:02 am


The other night I was bored, so I attempted putting my hair in finger waves. They weren't perfect, but it was a good start I think. 
 
 
birtiledge
12 May 2008 @ 10:50 am

I can write in teal if I want to. 
Also, a freudian pill box

 
 
birtiledge
03 May 2008 @ 11:48 am

yum yum yum. hat.
 
 
birtiledge
09 March 2008 @ 09:36 pm

www.marriedtothesea.com
 
 
 
birtiledge
25 February 2008 @ 04:05 pm


I love this comic. Mostly because it's usually only one frame and I have no patience for more.
 
 
birtiledge
08 February 2008 @ 03:33 pm
We leave for Tasmania tonight! Woo.
 
 
birtiledge
05 August 2007 @ 04:47 pm
I went to newcastle for my mums 50th last night and I am SO tired. Ugh.

bloops.

lots of champagne and red meat and chocolate cake.
 
 
birtiledge
22 July 2007 @ 11:14 am
You Are a Chihuahua Puppy

Small, high strung, and loyal.
You do best in the city with a adults - young kids could crush you!


Puppy puppy puppy!

YAY!
 
 
birtiledge
15 July 2007 @ 02:42 am
My email inbox is always too full. I'm making raspberry spiked chocolate brownies. Listening to the beautiful girls over and over again.

Catching a plane to Sydney on Monday morning at some godawful time.